I came across a joke book at mph the other day it was a best-seller.. so i decided to buy it.. there's one part of the book where there's this guy applied to enter a medical school.. so he was given an entrance exam to which he gotta write some definitions to some scientific terms.. needless to say.. he never made it.. WHY????
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:
Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Caeserean section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advance study of poker playing
Cat scan - searching for a lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - puntuation mark
Cortisone - area around a local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
Fake labour - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim
Hernia - she is close by
Impotent - distinguished/well known
Labour pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without toes
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gown
Obesity - city of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace prize
Proteins - in favour of teens
Pus - small cat
Red blood count - Dracula
Secretion - hiding anything
Tablet - small table
Ultrasound - radical noise
Urine - opposite of you're out
Varicose - very close
well tats all i've got.. i hope as you leave this blog it left you with a smile too =P chiaoz
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u starting to put crap in lik me n alex r....
ReplyDeleteLOL..that was funny!! lemme read the book when i get back ya???
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